I'm a firm but fair woman. i haven't always been that way either.

it's only recently that ive started to consider other people's feelings more than just sharing my jump-rope on the playground.

in lieu of this new desire to please and be pleased i've started to ask for the things i want, particularly to make things simple.

simple living is way less complicated by definition. but as a real experience tried and tested, i feel that simple living *almost always gets you laid.


i asked a dude i've been sleeping with out on a date. sleeping together has been pretty simple, and in that respect ive been following my own advice. now that ive initiated date mode though, even on a small scale, i could be running into complications. complications make for complicated living, it's a no brainer.

so with this being said, if im crabby in a week, the date did not happen/go well and i am now sex-less.

also furthermore, the dude i like doesnt dig me.


if, said dude, reads this at any point, please don't think i'm taking a shit on what we have.

*disregarding the ugly, the wretched, and the lame.

i'll tell you all about my misguided adventures..........


thursday consisted of chocolate shrooms and a jug of carlo rossi mixed with acid.

giggle fits and shits ensued.

I haven't followed this with "bro, i got so fucked up yesterday," but know that i mean to say it. sort of like when your parents mean to tell you that they love you, but a little more off base.

so now what's a normal human being to do when they have to go to work in fifteen minutes and schvitz over small issues like "who gets the next table in the rotation, and is my order up?"

i just want more drugs man, not to numb pain, but to avoid it. avoid that small time shit that's irrelevant to having a good time.